Killer Klowns "review"

level 3 games design unit 78

Killer from outer space Klowns

Characters:

random teens = Mike and Debby 

angry cop

old hermit

alien clowns

normal cop who is a friend = Dave

2 guys who are messing around in ice cream van

Story:

Some cop is doing rounds and a really sketchy ice cream van drives around with a budge of teenagers chilling. Teens laugh at random guys, random teen is friends with ice cream weirdos. Wind blows and meteor fell throw the sky and some old guy and teens see it. Old man is overexcited and runs out house looking for meteor. Circus in the middle of no ware, old hermit finds it. Old man is suspicious and dog is kidnapped and eaten by clowns. Old man is zapped by a laser from one of the clowns, Police man from earlier is angry at other random teens and is clearly angry and a police man defends other random teens. Teens find circus but are scared of it but like idiots they approach it. Teens don't even bloody suspect anything and are having fun. Mike pushes random buttons and get sucked into a lift taken down with poor acting. Teens find a orb that shoots lightning. The circus is the shooting star and the teens go to another floor. Mike is a dumb ass and Debby is worried. The clowns store dead bodies in large pink cotton candy bags and mike rips one to find the dead old man. Clown comes down and chases the teens. Clowns are clueless and make balloon dogs to hunt down teens. Teens run over clown and one clown falls of the car. The clowns survive and Debby has some random friend near and clown follows trail. Teens go to police station and the other random cop is their friend. Teens tell cops/friend and angry cop just laughs. Angry cop suspects the other teens and Dave goes with the teens to see what it is all about. Random idiot watches puppet show in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT with suspecting a thing. Random idiot laughs and clowns are the ones doing the show. Random idiot dies. Drug store owner gets angry at clown and clown destroys shop. Random people get tricked by clowns and are killed. They kiss. Mike goes with Dave and the clowns are still destroying the shop. Dave and Mike find the sight but circus is gone and Dave full rages and arrests him. Clown is bullied by random losers who destroy his bike, clown cries and fights leader of losers i um mean "thugs". Clown punches that idiots head off, the clown is now being a creep trying to lure kids outside. The clown holds a mallet and follows him out and kid is stopped and clown aiant happy. Cop looks around and finds car covered in purple crap and finds glasses. Dave lets Mike go and tells him about the crap. The angry cop now hears about clowns again and another call from clowns. Clowns want to buy a lot of stuff and drug store owner. The angry cop thinks that it is one big prank. random guy gets killed. *. Debby showers and clowns clown around for a bit and random man is killed. Dave apologises to Mike about what happened earlier. People watch and laugh not knowing what is going on. Mike and Dave find a clown. Clown eats people with t rex and they try to run over the clown but fail. Angry cop thinks they are lying. The ice cream guys pick up Mike. Ice cream guys fight. Clown comes in and angry cop laughs and think that the prank went to far. He wants to arrest the clown and the clown sprays him with water and he threats him. Angry cop arrests clown and clown is looked in. Clown thrown in jail and scares angry cop. Angry cop is killed by clowns? and clown runs off. Dave finds police station ruined and opens jail door. Dave finds the bodies of two people and finds angry cop as puppet. Angry cop is then killed and clown stands up. Dave shoots off clowns nose and he dies. Dave gets radio help from nearby police station and they send police to help. The idiots in the ice cream truck. The clowns throw a parade. Some guy dies. Debby is bitten by clown head things. She gets out of her shower and runs but clowns capture her and don't kill her. The ice cream idiots find her and they try to help her. They chase the car and the cop car chases the the ice cream truck. They stopped and the clowns get away. They still try to find the clowns and some random cop dies. The clowns kill the cop with pies. The ice cream guys arrive and look around for the clowns. The ice cream brothers fool around. One of the brothers presses the button causing smoke to file out the ground. The brothers fall into a pit of balls and laugh. The clowns are with the ice cream brothers. A clown finds them but does not notice them. Clown drinks one of the dead guys blood and Mike freaks out but agrees to find Debby. They free Debby, but the shot was loud and the clowns are ready to attack them. Dave kills a clown and they all pile into a lift to try and find the humans, The humans run from the clowns and this happens for a while. The humans get attacked by more clowns after getting rid of there gun but he does have a pistol but no sorry can't use that. The brothers are save the day in a cringe inducing ending. The clowns know they got tricked and the "leader" of the clowns comes down to challenge them. The ice cream brothers got Micheal bayed. Some noble sacrifice from Dave to make the ending more dramatic and so the others can get away. Dave is attacked by the boss clown and for no reason at the end the clowns fly off just as a giant felt of cops arrive. Dave kills the boss clown bu throwing a badge in his nose and Dave walks out of a car fine after surviving same with the ice cream brothers. Pie fly's out them and the look at the air with "will they ever come back" as the movie cuts to credits.

The story is complete shambles as they never explain anything that is going on but they don't leave a good mystery or even some decent unanswered questions because you don't want to know or care. The clowns did things that made no sense and all of the characters have bad acting and don't do the already messy plot justice. The movie has characters survive impossible events which really are not even good nor funny. This movies story was lose and very stereotypical because Debby gets captured by some Clowns. The story is a cluster and does not work well in any way.